coagulated cumquats
when a male hasn’t busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. serious swelling may occur. a male with coagulated c-mquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
m-st-rb-t–n has lost its thrill for bruce and he hasn’t gotten laid in 10 months. he’s suffering from a serious case of coagulated c-mquats and i wouldn’t f-ck with him.
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