Coalgasm


a commonly used term, describing the reaction to a large amount of coal in minecraft. it can be scaled to the feeling of an -rg-sm, an experience only felt from seeing coal.
person 1: dude, look at all the coal!
person 2: oh.. oh god… coalgasm!!!!
the small -rg-sm that you get when you play minecraft and you find a sh-t-load of coal.say if you find a 20×20 wall and it is covered with coal. also can be used with lavagasm, goldasm, and irongasm.
person 1 ” hey, if you find any co….coal? coal???? coallll!!!

person 2 “hey are you alright?”

person 1 “yea, i just had a major coalgasm.

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