coast guard reserve


when a “straight” female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.
diane it appears has gone full “coast guard reserve” with the ladies from the trade show.
americas 38th line of defense, behind the mothers against drunk driving and the rhode island army national guard and ahead of the national -ssociation for the advancement of colored people

also known as “sea food” by marines and soldiers (real military)

coast guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans p-n-s (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
yo man you in the coast guard reserves?

yeah dude!

so you do nothing and get paid for it?

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