coastal retards
stereotypical coastal residents, mostly californians, that think where they live is the best. they trash on and stereotype other regions of the us, particularly the midwest.
coastal resident: “i hate the midwest, it’s so boring and flat and there’s nothing to do!”
intelligent human: “perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place hollywood told you is horrible?”
coastal resident: “f-ck off, flatlander!”
intelligent human: “sorry for offending you. i know you coastal r-t-rds are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it.”
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