coathanger abortion
inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the v-g-n- as it will go. pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.
brie ann couldn’t very well win the miss nude beach contest showing three months, so tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.
the cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. you can trust me, i’m a doctor.
-did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-gnar chill brah!
something going so wrong it can only be described as such
the doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery…what a coat hanger abortion that was.
a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother
a) i was a coathanger abortion
b) you’re dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) “get off my f-cking property, you coathanger abortion!”
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