Coatus Interruptus
when wearing a coat makes s-x nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than coitus interruptus or the withdrawl method.
“last night kelly and i were all over each other, but when we got in the house i couldn’t get my d-mn coat off!”
“haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog’s lipstick.”
“not funny bro! she couldn’t reach the goods, it was total coatus interruptus!”
“well, better to be safe than sorry.”
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