Cob Job

1.services performed by somebody so bad that it has to be redone.
2. to receive something from somebody else that doesn’t feel good.
cousin to the n-gg-r rig
1.that kid down the block did a real cob job mowing my front lawn yesterday.
2.by the look on his face, i bet he got the cob job from his boss today.
see scab together.

1. n. a method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer’s instructions, resulting in the item’s total failure.

2. v. to install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone’s safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. whatever -sshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.

2. ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.

“if you are cobbing it and you know it, it’s ok. it’s when you don’t know it that matters.”
a qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you’d better beware.
“man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. ”
slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).
as soon as i find a screwdriver i’ll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.
similiar to a bl-wj-b except the chick sucks on the d-ck sideways, making the d-ck hit the inner cheek.
this time maria gave me a cob job not a bl-wj-b, its was diverse.
1. when a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circ-mstances.
2. something seasoned s-xually.
example 1.
betty: hey, do you want a cob job??
dale: heck yeah, i want a cob job!

example 2.

adam: did you add salt to this?
lisa: no, it’s a cob job, you imbecile.