coba
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“d-mn n-gg-. nathalie and neena r f-ckin coba. dayum they cool as h-ll’
coba or “c.o.b.a” is an acronym that stands for: check out by -ssociation.
a “coba” (pr-nounced: côh-bá) occurs when an attractive person is -ssociated with an ugly or “unattractive” person, and said ugly guy or girl gets checked out, just because he/she is physically with a good-looking or even “hot” human being.
a coba is a very tricky thing, if a coba is initiated and the ugly person (who is usually checked out last) believes it was for their own looks, it may give the ugly one a false sense of confidence, that may lead to terrible choices of fashion; in clothing, hat selections and even worse, terribly unjustified arrogance. but, when coba is noticed for what it is, the unattractive person can instantly return to his/her cyle of quiet self loathing.
whether it be for selfish reasons i.e: making themselves look better in comparison (see also; duff) or the more n-ble paths: need of wingman/wingwoman, actually likes ugly person as a person: the better looking person always has a reason to be with their homely counterpart. someone who has done a coba can read the bond between the two, then -n-lyze it from there.
david: “bro, that cutie in the brown dress just totally checked you out!”
juan: “no way man, she is so not into fat dudes, plus, she friggin’ eye-raped you first, that was a total coba”
david: “a what?”
juan:” a c.o.b.a!: check out by -ssociation, she checked you out cos’ she wanted to, and me because she wanted to try to comprehend our friendship, and/or why you’d hang out with an ugly guy.”
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