cobainite
person who worships kurt cobain and says they love nirvana but they can’t name the other members of the band, one alb-m, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.
true story:
me: -sees girl pick up nirvana shirt- hey you like nirvana?!
girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
me: cool, whats your favorite alb-m?
girl: uhhhh i totally like them all?
me: f-cker. you just got it because he -points at kurt- is hot.
girl: -runs away while screaming- mommy this girl cussed!
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