Cobra-ing


1. a very lame way of holding your girlfriend’s hand.

2. a long term bl-w j-b plan.
make your hand in to a claw and make a hissing sound. have it devour her hand. don’t let go when she thinks your done. later, ask her to devour your p-n-s with her mouth. “hey, it’s time you do some cobra-ing or go home.”

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