cobra yawn
the involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. much like the venom spray from a cobra. in most cases the yawner doesn’t realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
i just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
the act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any b-tches eyes.
b:my morning wood was so bad i cobra yawned all over her!
m:i bet my mom liked it, that sk-nk!
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