cobranium


500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called cobranium. it was worth quadrillions of us $dollars but they just ate it. on the day that glorious element became sh-te, everyone was so very f-cked of. well, they would be.
linda: oh my, john, is that cobranium?
john: h-ll no!, thats my sh-t

(it may have a misleading appearance)

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