cobviously
an annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying “obviously”. used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. pr-nounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying “obviously”.
“did you hear that ‘avatar’ beat ‘t-tanic’ for biggest gross in the international box office?”
“cobviously! ‘t-tanic’ only made $1.242 billion!”
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