Coca Cola douche


(n) the practice of rinsing the v-g-n-l vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. the can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the v-g-n-l opening. in the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. referred to in the song “coca cola douche” by 60s new york band, the fugs.
archie: oh no, my rubber burst!
betty: never mind, give me a coca cola douche.

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