Cock Absorber


1) a man who enjoys taking a hearty length of other men; a catcher.

2) a lady’s s-x parts.

3) an annoying person.
1) chris caulton is a degenerate c-ck absorber who gives gay people a bad name. even the sl-tty ones.

2) man, i ruined her c-ck absorber

3) eat a bag of d-cks, you c-ck absorber

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