Cock and Ass
popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.
waiter: what can i get you sir?
customer: c-ck and -ss for my friend here, but i vood like some c-ck with no -ss, i dont like the -ss and c-ck in my mouth at the same time.
waiter: certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?
customer: no! i like only the fat c-ck! diet c-ck is for vimps!
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