Cock and Awe

‘c-ck and awe’ is the act of wielding the mighty p-n-s to pound p-ssy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit virtuosity as to elicit incredulous awe from your female partner(s). claims to have visited c-ck and awe upon a woman are stark declarations of bravura, godlike c-cksmanship, and as such are power words or holy invocations never to be spoken falsely or in jest. as a caveat, c-ck and awe is verifiable medically and even to the casual observer. if you have in fact laid down c-ck and awe upon a woman, her v-g-n- will thereafter autonomically begin to moisten, palpitate and dilate the instant she is in your presence. even the casual observer might well notice the woman’s sudden flared nostrils, crossed eyes, collapse to the floor, rapid combat crawl towards you and frantic clawing at your fly.
friend: (smirking) “duuuude, amanda’s like totally f-ckin’ apesh-t over you! tiffany told me she was talking to amanda at the club last night, and every time tiffany said your name, amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager r-t-rded kid.”

c-cksman: (smugly) “amanda came over two nights ago, dude. i had given amanda the impression she was just comin’ over for some quick catch and release makin’-out. but the next thing you know, i’ve got amanda’s fine ghetto–ss bent over the arm of the couch and i’m like b-lls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thunderc-ck. i f-cked her for like the next five hours, i kid you not. when we were done, i’m all like looking around the living room and sh-t, you know? complete, total war zone, dude. sweartof-cking-d, there’s like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, amanda’s panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going ’round and ’round on the ceiling fan. man! did i ever lay down the heavy meat, dude! as i’m lookin’ around, amanda’s head is on my chest and i notice she’s shuddering and f-ckin’ cooing like a pigeon, sweartof-cking-d. yep. i think we can safely say i laid down the ol’ c-ck and awe on amanda.”