cock attack
when a male gets so overwhelmingly aroused that it is harmful to his health.
dude, between that blonde chick and my freshman mentor i about had a c-ck attack today.
when an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your p-n-s. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your p-n-s down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing p-n-s.
chucky: omg! john just got c-ckattacked by that ugly animal cori!
andrea: omg! no! i need that!
cori: hahaha i’ve got your p-n-s!
john: ow! ow! ow! holy sh-t! my p-n-s is gone!!!
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