cock blaster 9000
an item used to blast your c-ck, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a shrek cosplayer who was late at comicon. c-ck blasters are also used as chemical weapons in siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of guatemala and the geese of guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
d-mn, c-ck blaster 9000’s are dangerous and smelly, but i have a way to use my lemons.
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