cock blocked by oprah
the inability to watch television between the hours of four o’clock until 5 o’clock, because some member of your family must watch oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
friend: “hey dude did you catch last nights episode of the mighty boosh?”
you: ” nope i didn’t i was busy getting c-ck blocked by oprah”
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