Cock Blossom
n. a colorful -j-c-l-t- stemming from the male p-n-s. usually secondary to an std or sti.
adj. an insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting h-m-s-xual in a boisterous kind of way.
1. wow, that is a nasty case of c-ck blossom you’ve got there!
2. that guy that cut me off is a total c-ck blossom.
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