Cock Broker
a friend that hooks you up with dudes like it’s his/her job.
jake is an amazing c-ck broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
the opposite of a c-ckblocker. a person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating s-x, punani, or the like. a type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
a: “she’s such an awesome c-ckbroker, i got lucky trice last night cause of her!”
b: “lol i just learned a cool new word.”
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