cock burn

the extremely uncomfortable rash acc-mulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death.
man, those p-rnos at the sperm bank suck, i got c-ck burn it took me so d-mn long to get off.
masturbating at a fast speed without lubricant, afterwards leaving a rash on the p-n-s.
guy 1: dude i was beating off so hard last night, i woke up with a c-ckburn.
guy 2: man, that sucks, those hurt so bad.
a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns – prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.
guy #1: i’m hoping to get a bj from this sl-t tonight.

guy #2: well you better trim your c-ckburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.
c-ckburn!– a “c-ckburn!” is a word used to aknowledge that someone has just been screwed over, made fun of, or hustled. a “c-ckburn!” is something you either mumble under your breath, or shout out in excitment. the term c-ckburn! will come to you– you can make it what you want. trust me, you will know when you have been “c-ckburned!” we are so grateful to mr. patrick c-ckburn for giving this word meaning, and life. we must also aknowledge mr. hamz– none of this would be possible without hamz.

sidenote: c-ckburn! has nothing to do with the terms “c-ck” or “burn” … it’s just one swift word– c-ckburn!

sarah: hey… rough day?
hamz: i got stuck in traffic today, ran out of gas, was late for work, and stepped on gum with my new shoes.
sarah: oooo, c-ckburnnn… (mumbling)

sarah: (walks into the restaurant and trips)
nima, hamz, sharghi, natasha, misha, siymack, baharak: c-ckburn!!!!!!!!! (shouting, pointing, and laughing)

1. rubbing the tip of a p-n-s on carpet or other rough surface to cause rash and irritation.
2. the act of pubic hair causing a burning rash and sensation on the the p-n-s.
1. her pubic hair was so co-rs- it gave me m-ssive c-ckburn!
2. you gotta f-ck till you feel the c-ckburn mother f-ck!
3. ride threw the c-ckburn
4. c-ckburn got me off work for a week!
a sore on the p-n-s usually caused by friction.
i need to put some p-n-s-cream on my c-ckburn after s-x last night.
when you have rough s-x with a girl who has major pubic hair, and you wake up the next morning with a rash on your c-ck.
after the rough s-x with the wh-r- last night. cause he can’t get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major c-ckburn, and an std but he didn’t know that.

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