Cock Cement
when a boy has not washed his p-n-s for an extremely long time and the excess s-m-n around the rim of his p-n-s has formed a hard crust known as c-ck cement.
boy: ”oh babe your mouth is so soft”
girl: ogfhadfhadhd
boy:”this is brilliant”
-girl releases her mouth from the genetalia-
wow barry you have a silly amount of c-ck cement on there!
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