cock collector
1. a dude who goes to a bar/restaurant/venue and while his other friends toss in their lines trying to catch some trout (see v-g-n-), he starts talking to guys and puts forth no effort in getting women back to the house.
2. a dude who runs around at night with a burglar mask and burlap sack stealing all the c-cks (see p-n-s) in the neighborhood to add to his collection he displays on his mantle.
what the h-ll, ted, why you such a c-ck collector?
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