cock controlled
equivalent to p-ssy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.
girl no. 1: so what are you doing this weekend.
girl no. 2: i’m going to the monster truck show with my man.
girl no. 1: omg you are sooooo c-ck controlled!
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- Cockelgänger
an individual whose c-ck is identical to another individual’s c-ck. so much so that photographs may not reveal the differences. dude, last night we sent a pic of my junk to b’s girl as a joke. she didn’t know it wasn’t his! either she was hammered or i am his c-ckelgänger!
- laying an otter
taking a huge dump john: hey mandy why have you been so long in the sh-tter? mandy: f-ck off john, i’m laying an otter right now.
- fathoré
a combination of the words “fat” and “wh-r-“. generally used as an endearing term for a female friend who occasionally display social promiscuity or exaggerated behavior in conjunction with the consumption of alcohol. pr-nounced: fah-thor-ay. “you were such a hot mess last night, you dirty fathoré. i love the h-ll out of you!”
- Flacc-off
to experience an explosive discharge of arousal that occurs when watching baltimore ravens quarterback joe flacco effortlessly throw a perfect spiral 40-yard p-ss to derrick mason or mark clayton. what a p-ss! excuse me while i go into my room and flacc-off
- Laying Fatty Pipe
when one begins engaging in s-xual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event. tom: once i get these braces off i’m going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow. george: well, now that i am divorced i can lay fatty pipe to whoever i want and whenever i want.