Cock-dar


ipa: /ˈkɒkdɑː(r)/
noun

when in the vicinity of a female who is deemed f-ckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one’s body indicating the urge to f-ck said female.

the overall detection field is based on many factors: length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last f-cking, hotness of female, age of one who is using c-ck-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the c-ck-dar. in rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one’s swagger.

of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.
guy 1: oh snap! my c-ck-dar is going off!
guy 2: asian girl at 12’o’clock!

guy 1: c-ck-dar detecting 5 females of f-ckable status within the vicinity.
1 more definition
the special sense that allows a woman to detect, without touching or even crotch-gazing, when a man has a huge p-n-s. c-ckdar will often present itself as an intense attraction to a man who is oftentimes not all that attractive, or in some cases, as extreme hostility toward someone with a large p-n-s, because you know he’s a douche and doesn’t deserve to be well endowed.
“i gotta take that guy home.”

“that one? ew. he’s not even cute.”

“hmm, yea, but he’s sending my c-ckdar off the charts.”

or

“i know my c-ckdar is telling me that guy has a big p-n-s, but i hate him for it because he’s just a c-cky f-cker. literally.”

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