cock diaper
a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent c-m or prec-m stains on your underwear/pants.
“d-mn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that i’ll have to start wearing a c-ck diaper at work.”
“my date was so hot i came in my pants. i wish i had a c-ck diaper that night!”
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