cock dogging
a dangerous s-x game played by sadom-s-ch-stic s-x groups. a board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. the remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect p-n-s inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. the other games partic-p-nts, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the c-ck is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. it was alleged invented in dutch private schools.
“hey bro, i met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a cl-ssic game of beer pong, they suggested c-ck d-gg-ng. i think i was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than i was when i felt the winning bite… i was pretty wasted though.”
to coat a sleeping man’s p-n-s with the standard accoutrements of a hot dog, so that upon awakening, he will find that his member resembles said meal
looks like i just got c-ck dogg’d – the standard response from a c-ck d-gg-ng victim
#c-ck dogg’d #c-ck dogged #c-ck dog #c-ck dogg #a cl-ssic prank
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