cock drunk
one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.
(your name here): are you going to suck my d-ck now?
(insert prost-tute’s name here): …uh
(your name here): well?
(insert prost-tute’s name here): uh…yeah
(your name here): i think you’re feeling a bit c-ck drunk right now.
overexposure to male-ness and dramarama as a whole yes. the actual junk has very little to do with the description or the symptom. see also: starstruck- having no direct correlation to stars in the sky or being physically struck. rather, slang for being enamored with an icon or idol.
stop being c-ckdrunk. you have too much to do with your life and there is not enough time
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