cock flock
when you have a really hot girl by you, sometimes your own girlfriend and then comes a bunch of dudes who think there game is tight as sh-t come over.
here comes a c-ck flock.
v. clockflocks, c-ckflocked, c-ckflocking
1. v. intr. to help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. the act of grouping women to the p-n-s of a cherished friend.
3. n. the group of women who congregate around the p-n-s of a popular man.
also: c-ckflocker – one who c-ckflocks for a friend.
ant. c-ckblock
1. i ran c-ckflock for my bro since i had no chance of getting any at the kappa sig party.
2. i owe nick so much since he c-ckflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that i have a big p-n-s.
3. chad johnson had to give up his c-ckflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
verb, the opposite of c-ck block. when you have a single girlfriend who is looking for a man, you and your other girl friends work together to bring more men here way.
candace hadn’t been laid in 6 months and was determined to find a man at the club that night. her girls all promised to c-ck flock for her to help her succeed in her goal.
when you see a loaner douchebag sitting all by himself in a booth until 2 of his boys come in and sit next to him on both sides, hence the skein (v-shaped formation)
you spot a man smoking a hookah suspiciously by himself. 20 minutes later he is joined by 2 equally dull chaps sitting symmetrically next to him. you announce to your group that the “c-ck flock” has recovered its leader and is now back in formation
a moderate to m-ssive sized group of douchebag guys walking to a party together without any girls
wow dude look at that c-ck flock. it’s taking up the whole sidewalk
a host of male clubbers too gay to travel with female accompaniment.
“hah, i’ll bet that c-ck-flock will settle for a circle-jerk when they realize they’re more p-ssy than those fat-crotched senioritas over there!”
gay orgy with 5 or more people
hey kyle, mason and jordan are trying to set up a c-ck flock this weekend you want in?
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