cock force
the opposite of c-ck blocking; to somehow put a guy in a position where he has to freak/dance/have s-x etc. with an unattractive female
if i introduced you to an ugly chick even after you told me explicitly that you feel that she is ugly, i have c-ck forced you
the rating of which your c-ck’s strength in terms of penetration and wall smashing is given.
ratings go from 1 to 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.
jack: what’s your c-ckforce?
matt barnett: mine’s a 7. smashed down a wall and f-cked my girlfriend with this badboy just yesterday.
jack: steve says his c-ckforce is 9.8, lying f-ck.
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