Cock Hammered
waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. used similarly to “hit by a bus” except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while john henry forges steel on it with his mammoth c-ck. can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.
1) “sh-t man, i don’t remember anything from last night. i feel like i got c-ck hammered!”
2) “whoa, lawrence you look like you got c-ck hammered!”
3) “i just c-ck hammered adam with a brick!”
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