cock knock


defined by the movie jay and silen bob strike back when they fight the evil “c-ck knocker” with bongsabers. c-ck knocker has one huge fist which he uses to hit men in the junnks

to c-ck knock is to it someone in the groin, similar to a f-gtag, except you punck or knock on the c-ck as you would someones front door
john said something stupid about women so bill c-ck knocked him good
to hit someone or something with your p-n-s.
jane didnt shut up so james c-ck knocked her.
to be slapped in the head with a p-n-s
aaron questioned the mighty one’s power and got c-ck knocked.
when you squat over another persons face and spread your -ss cheeks while they are p-ssed out and also punch them in the b-lls which results in them lifting their face into your -n-s and possibly your b-lls too if you can get the technique right
bobby p-ssed out and i had to c-ck-knock him
the act of knocking on a door with the sole intent of performing f-ll-t– on the occupant.
you: “someone knocked 6 time on my door while i was in the shower. that seems a little much for the ups guy, who do you think it was?”

me: “maybe it was one of your c-ckknockers coming over to give you a bj”

you: “isn’t it common knowledge to not just drop by?”

me: “to normal people, not c-ckknockers”
when a girl teases a guy by getting him all revved up but never doing anything for his pressure; a girl who gives a guy blue b-lls.
sl-t: that s.-.b. matt is just using me for head; next time i go over there, i’m totally c-ckknocking his -ss!
adj-
to be knocked with a c-ck
jimmy was being a cow, so he got c-ck knocked !!!!!!!

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