cock knocker
someone who likes to be smacked with a c-ck in the face
“come on thomas slam that c-ck on my chin!” “your such a nasty c-ckknocker”
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mild insult, popularized by kevin smith movies.
n: one who randomly strikes people in the t-st-cl-s. often on a daily or hourly basis.
billy is a c-ck knocker. he hit me in the b-lls everyday this week.
one who is a complete idiot or r-t-rd. someone excels at p-ssing the sh-t out of people. some people may hear this when pking with nightmarerh. one may also here the words “bunghole” “motherf-cker” or occasionally “hippy ranger”
you: “dude did you see me just pwn the narb” he lost a f-cking sara sword man!”
other guy: “holy sh-t man that was nightmarerh you better log bro!”
nightmarerh: “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh mother f-cking c-ckknocker hippy rangers” fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
mark hamill’s part in jay and silent bob strike back.
now whos b-lls have been busted b-tch? bong!!
1. one who knocks c-cks. 2. someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. see jerkoff.
you’re such a stupid c-ckknocker!
one who llikes to go c-ck-knockin’ ie, a male who prefers c-ck to p-ssy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an -sshole
that guy’s a total c-ck-knocker
man, you c-ck-knocker! where’d you score that? that sh-t is property, man!
an individual who exudes an aura of extreme f-ckwittery!
bruce is a right c-ck knocker!!
yeah what a f-ckstick!
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