Cock Lobbying
when a woman uses her v-g-n- to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with s-x. some believe a master of c-ck lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.
person 1: “i don’t know why i keep buying things for julie.”
person 2: “oh bro, she’s totally c-ck lobbying you.”
person 1: “no way dude!!”
person 2: “then why did you give her all your belongings?”
person 1: “……. oh sh-t.. i’ve been c-ck lobbied.”
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