Cock Lobster
1. the end product of a males p-n-s after having s-x with a woman with her period
“but mike we cant have s-x unless you want to come out all c-ck lobster, i have my period”
synonymous to douchebag, jack-ss, pr-ck, moron
g-dd-mnit how is dustin such a f-cking c-cklobster?
a lobster with c-cks instead of claws.
somebody went under a dock
and there they saw a c-ck
it wasn’t a c-ck
it was a c-ck lobster
c-ck lobsters are cr-ps.
g-d my b-lls itch, must be those d-mn c-ck lobsters.
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- Cockpit Trouble
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- cock puppy
a guy following around a chick he’s looking to score with like a puppy following his new master “did you see chris following jessica around last night? he was being such a c-ck puppy!”
- coconut jiggle
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- colon crusador
a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man’s -ss your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon