Cock lottery
the first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. if she does, she’s won the c-ck lottery.
i finally gave my new guy a bl-w j-b last night, and d-mn, i won the c-ck lottery!
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