cock monkey

see also: pr-ck, d-ck, tw-t, -rs- monkey, c-ck meister, c-ck gobbler.

an idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

also used affectionately.
insult: (spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) “you f–kin’ c-ck monkey!”

affec: (you best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) “aahhh, yah c-ck monkey!”
one who swings from c-ck to c-ck like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air…what a c-ck monkey.;
as a professional p-rn “star”, i felt the need to add to this:

“c-ck monkey” is a variant for male p-rn star/ legal professional male wh-r-. it addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged s-x for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than s-x in a private setting.

a guy f-cking for a living on camera is a c-ck monkey or p-rn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

if, as a p-rn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your d-ck up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a c-ck monkey. if the director is telling you to raise your -ss higher so he can see you f-cking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a c-ck monkey.

you may also consider yourself a p-rn star at the same time. being a p-rn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

being a c-ck monkey requires having a d-ck and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and -j-c-l-t-ng within a small window of time.

no p.h.d. required.
“there sure were a lot of c-ck monkeys in that gang bang. i could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her”

that guy’s not a p-rn star, he’s just a c-ck monkey. he does low paying p-rn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl f-cks some other guy.
vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: -sshole, jerk, loser, b-st-rd. usually not used with serious intent, i.e jokingly calling a friend a c-ckmonkey.
dan kills jim in bushido blade 2 to which jim yells in a comedic fashion: “g-dd-mn you, you stupid c-ckmonkey!”
a person that swings from c-ck to c-ck, preferably a male figure of some type.
victurnal: “hey you fruity nipple -sscrack! what chu doin after the club?”
gay guy: “dude vic, i blow dudes and am a c-ckmonkey.”
1. (insult) somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the sh-tter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) somebody who loves taking c-ck up the back p-ssage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) generally a bit of a t-t.
“hey there goes that f-cking ‘c-ck-monkey’ johnny, let’s douse him in oil and set fire to him!

“i hate harold, he’s such a c-ck-monkey.”
stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
these texas drivers are a bunch of c-ck monkeys.
that c-ck monkey cut me off at division st. then flipped me off.

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