cock monster
(noun) a wh-r- that craves the c-ck. she loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. also loves the feel of your j-zz on her bare skin.
dude, look at that rare corn fed c-m guzzeling, dumpster diving north easter nc variety of the c-ck monster. she loves the w-ng.
(n.) a crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic sl-t who craves the w-ng on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. she is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. see also, “succubus.”
“hold on, dude. sh-t, the c-ckmonsters on the phone…”
(n.) c-ckmonster is a protein thief. c-ckmonster will suck you off beyond release. c-ckmonster is a nasty beast.
that c-ckmonster will suck you off so good – they’re pros!
a chick who loves to suck c-ck. more than anything. she is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.
man i was with a real c-ck-monster last night. she gobbled it down like nothing i’ve ever had before.
a man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. the c-ck monster is a sub species of h-m- c-ck suckus.
man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.
he probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.
yeah what a c-ckmonster
45 year old drunk chick named alice that loves to get drunk and suck c-ck.
d-mn, alice sure was a c-ckmonster last night at the bar.
a blue hairy monster that bites your c-ck off and eats it.
aah! watch out! a c-ckmonster!
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