Cock Monster Truck
what is typically said if something very outlandish happens. often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. can result in a “spit-take” (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. this term is a play on words. taking the term c-ck monster and the beloved american sport of monster trucking.
when playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.
“c-ck monster truck!!!!” “that just did not f-cking happen!”
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