Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank
a word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn’t have s-x with him for his birthday.
its okay, ____ is just a c-ck-munching-b-tt-sk-nk. hes going to get stds soon anyway.
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