cock ‘n balled
when someone draws a p-n-s and testes, d-ck and scr-t-, or c-ck and b-lls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. the ‘drawing’ can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, dna, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
after a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. but some dipsh-t from texas had parked like a dumb-ss and we were unable to leave. so i c-ck ‘n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
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