Cock Noose
when you have to hide a b-n-r so you flip your d-ck up under your waist line to suffocate it. most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.
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teacher: jimmy! your presentation is next!
jimmy: oh i’m f-cked! my d-ck’s poppin’ out and there’s nothing i can possibly do!
jimmy’s conscience: c-ck noose it.
this is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a p-n-s to restrict the release of fluids. usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man’s p-n-s, and when he is about to -rg-sm, it will cause immense pain.
stephanie caught bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn’t know. when they were about to engage in s-xual relations, she gave him a c-cknoose. he was about to c-m, but then his p-n-s blew up.
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