Cock of Duty
a horrible video game.
hey, do you wanna play call of duty?
wait, you mean c-ck of duty?
refers to call of duty modern warfare 2— if your roommates or friends live on xbox live and don’t do anything else on the weekends…ever!!!!
well i’m peaceing out.
where you going?
to a banging party with booze and b-tches
what are yall doing playing more c-ck of duty.
….
thought so
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