cock patch
the ‘c-ck patch’ is a prescription cessation device worn by sl-ts and self-loathing h-m-s anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for c-ck. the c-ck patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of c-ck addiction present and/or whether the desire to ‘weinie wean’ oneself is total or partial.
‘tiffany was sucking so much c-ck, her family and friends finally staged an intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the c-ck patch.”
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