cock portfolio


a list of men in whom time has been invested, s-xually.
girl 1: i don’t want to go to that bar.

girl 2: but you haven’t slept with the bartender there yet. c’mon, he’d be a wise investment in your c-ck portfolio–we’ll get free drinks!

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