Cock Pump
instrument useful to the ‘small man’. its operation allows the p-n-s to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours s-x
“thats not a bong thats for my schl-ng”
a felatious female’s mouth
this b-tch gave me head last night, and man was she a great c-ckpump!
kok-puhmp, v. to c-ck-pump is to place a pumpkin with a p-n-s carved in it on a person’s front porch.
we knew james had two young kids, so we c-ck-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.
the mouth of a person. best when accompanied by the word ‘saucy’
i told john that billy was talking smack, so john told me to billy to shut his saucy c-ckpump. john the suggested we get taco bell.
a person that sucks at life…
see also, tool
a guy drives a cr-ppy 80’s porsche (but not the 911), wears axe as cologne, wears dkny or something equally posh to the gym, wears jewelry–all the time– even while lifting. you get the idea.
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- nose bleat
a m-ffled laugh that comes though the nose; typically caused by the attempted suppression of laughter aimed at someone else when tony walked out of the bathroom with his shirt tail hanging out of his fly, i tried to hold it in; but let out a nose bleat.
- nose chin
a made up word which some children use to mess with other people’s heads. thomas is stupid for trying to make me believe i have a nose chin. a chin that resembles a nose mary heather has a really big nose chin!