Cock Scarf
a c-ck scarf is most easily described as someone you can’t get rid of, basicallly someone who is always trying to be around you as if they are attempting to keep your c-ck warm as a scarf would.
1. “holy sh-t, chris keeps calling me man, i told him i’m trying to lay low tonight, what a c-ck scarf!”
2. “claire is such a dumb b-tch man, she thinks she has to be around me 24/7, its like he’ trying to keep my c-ck warm like a regular c-ck scarf!”
2 more definitions
a piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the p-n-s, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold
stephen “hey it’s so cold my w-lly has shrunk to the size of an acorn”
albert “dude you should use a c-ck scarf, it will keep your d-nkle warm and keep it a normal size”
stephen “that sounds like a great idea”
good looking super sl-t, that anyone and everyone gets a turn with. similar to the town bike, but better looking
that girl sally is a real c-ck scarf. timmy, bobby, and joey all banged her.
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