cock shock

a woman’s brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large p-n-s enter her -n-s far more quickly and deeply than expected.
it was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once c-ck-shock set in.
being in shock of the size of your partner’s c-ck the first time you see it.
the second i pulled it out my girl was c-ck shocked
when you build up static electricity and use your p-n-s to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
i can’t believe you just c-ck shocked me, bro. doesn’t that hurt your c-ck?
verb. the act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a p-n-s, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple c-cks.

types of c-ck shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a c-ck with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone’s wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a c-ck without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a c-ck on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
john: can you send me that link with the directions?
bill: sure. here is the link.
john: oh my god, that is disgusting!
bill: c-ck shock!!!

during the wedding, tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people’s phones to images of giant c-cks, thus carrying out a c-ck shock trifecta.
the feeling of uneasiness -ssociated with rushing into s-x.

when you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it’s like, “whoa, i got c-ckshocked”.

this person may be someone you’ve just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

it leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

both your body and spirit will be shaken.
“i got c-ckshocked by mick”.

“i’m feeling freaky with my c-ckshock”.

“bro, tu meke c-ckshock”.
when a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his b-lls and causing him to flip the f-ck out and probably sh-t himself or drop his phone.
steve: dude what the f-ck happened to your phone?

jack: i was about to take a sh-t and i got c-ck shocked and dropped it.

steve: aww that f-cking sucks!
while watching p-rn, right before you bust, the p-rno switches to an image of a c-ck or the man’s -ss not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
ben: dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got c-ck shock.

liz: dawgg that blows!